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i'm the quiet neighbor with a big freezer.
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don't make me bite you
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I'm not staring at you. I'm just examining my prey.
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that which does not kill me only makes me stranger
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talentless but connected
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Life sucks ... but what if death isn't any better
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life sucks, have another beer
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I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't matter anyway.
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YOU CALL ME A COCKSUCKER LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.
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you never met a motherfucker quite like me
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YOU CALL ME A MOTHER FUCKER LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.
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I'm a little bit crazy.
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I'm here 'cause I'm not all there.
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If you're reading this shirt, you need to get a life.
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It's not if the glass is half empty or half full ... it's who's pouring the beer.
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Let's share. I'll keep the pin, you take the grenade.
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I'M GOING TO HELL WHEN I DIE!
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fuck that shit
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fuck fear drink beer
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deals well with chaos
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and I'm not even drunk yet!
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it's all my fault
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When I said til death do us part I thought I had six months to live.
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Too much is never enough
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