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I really love children but I couldn't eat a whole one.
I really love children but I couldn't eat a whole one.
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No matter who you vote for a politician always wins!
No matter who you vote for a politician always wins!
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Invest in the US. Buy a politician!
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Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.
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Giving someone the finger is not part of lending a helping hand.
Giving someone the finger is not part of lending a helping hand.
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Don't worry about what people think. Most of them don't.
Don't worry about what people think. Most of them don't.
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Does the Internet still work when I turn my computer off?
Does the Internet still work when I turn my computer off?
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I can't afford health insurance. I have to pay for my pills.
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stone cold crazy
stone cold crazy
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Don't take life so seriously. You can't get out alive!
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don't make me bite you
don't make me bite you
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It's not if the glass is half empty or half full ... it's who's pouring the beer.
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blogs are internet diarrhea
blogs are internet diarrhea
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Of course it's about me. Who else is there?
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I had a 10 minute lunch hour today.
I had a 10 minute lunch hour today.
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I'm not staring at you. I'm just examining my prey.
I'm not staring at you. I'm just examining my prey.
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common sense ain't so common
common sense ain't so common
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Let's share. I'll keep the pin, you take the grenade.
Let's share. I'll keep the pin, you take the grenade.
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deals well with chaos
deals well with chaos
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Teachers are weapons of mass instruction.
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Equal Opportunity Offender
Equal Opportunity Offender
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dying since birth
dying since birth
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Don't hate the rich.  Did anyone poor ever hire you?
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oh no. not you again
oh no. not you again
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Dave Mustaine for President
Dave Mustaine for President
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Overworked and Underlaid
Overworked and Underlaid
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Dave Mustaine for President
Dave Mustaine for President
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Reality is just a vicious rumor.
Reality is just a vicious rumor.
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The Pledge of Allegiance
The Pledge of Allegiance
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trust me
trust me
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aren't you glad i'm not your child?
aren't you glad i'm not your child?
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avoid MAD COW disease ... eat a human today
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DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP
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a sick mind is a very sad thing to waste
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blah blah blah
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Eat the Rich
Eat the Rich
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Free to a good home.
Free to a good home.
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it's all my fault
it's all my fault
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EXERCISE. EAT RIGHT. DIE ANYWAY.
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fecal matter happens
fecal matter happens
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FORNICATE YOU
FORNICATE YOU
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Gun control = hitting your target!
Gun control = hitting your target!
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I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't matter anyway.
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I need a VACATION
I need a VACATION
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I'm a little bit crazy.
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I'm here 'cause I'm not all there.
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If you're reading this shirt, you need to get a life.
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Simmering Hostility
Simmering Hostility
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talentless but connected
talentless but connected
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What Am I Doing Here?
What Am I Doing Here?
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Why meditate when there's Merlot?
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I'M GOING TO HELL WHEN I DIE!
I'M GOING TO HELL WHEN I DIE!
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can i play with madness
can i play with madness
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driven to extremes
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Future Rock Royalty
Future Rock Royalty
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i am disturbed
i am disturbed
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Life is a carnival and you're part of the freak show.
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strange is not a crime
strange is not a crime
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TOO FUNK TO DRUNK
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GROUNDED FOR LIFE
GROUNDED FOR LIFE
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